Music Douche


pr-nunciation: \ myü-zikˈdüsh\
function: noun
date: september 6, 2009

a person who thinks they know more about music, and have better taste in music than anyone they know; one who only likes obscure bands, and who stops listening to musicians once they gain notoriety. when asked what kind of music they listen to, a music douche will answer “indie” even though that describes nothing.
“i just don’t really care about the beatles, i mean there were so many bands from that period who were more talented.” –elayna

“well yeah, but you don’t have to be a music douche about it” –eliza

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