musical prozac
a cheap, musical alternative to prozac, useful for curing depression. musical prozac consists of much time spent listening to most excellent tunes until you no longer feel like sh-t.
friend 1: last night kind of sucked -ss. sure, after all that ginorade i got that free welcome mat and that johnny cash poster i always wanted, but i missed the chance to have a meaningful goodbye with my friend! and she’s moving away! i’m so depressed now. i need some prozac but i don’t have health insurance because this country doesn’t give a f-ck about my well-being.
friend 2: no worries, man. just take some musical prozac.
friend 1: what do you recommend?
friend 2: well, you could pop some xtc and listen to trance. or how about “i got a feeling” by black eyed peas? anything by matt and kim would do the trick.
friend 1: dude, all those recommendations sound kind of gay.
friend 2: yeah but ‘gay’ isn’t just about what you dream of being with me, douchebag, it also means the same as ‘happy’, and it means that for a reason.
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