musically retarded


someone that has a really low intelligence when it comes to music.there is more than one way one can be musically r-t-rded,so here is how you know if you are:

-if you think that only music on the radio is “good music”,
you are musically r-t-rded.

-if you think that mainstream music > underground music
you are muscially r-t-rded.

-if you listen to all mainstream pop,rock,counry and hip hop
stuff like:lady gaga, kelly clarkson ,beyonce, nickelback, hinder,kenny chesney,lil wayne,etc. and you consider bands like tool,porcupine tree,nin and pink floyd “cr-p”??

you are musically r-t-rded.

-also,if you consider all those mainstream bands

“more talented” than the other ones i listed…
you are musically r-t-rded

if you think that distinct genres like progressive rock/metal sucks…
you are musically r-t-rded

-if you call a b-ss a “guitar”..
you are musically r-t-rded.

sadly enough,i don’t think that i’ve covered all of the ways one can be musically r-t-rded.but i’ll let you do that work!!
my sister listens to only “hits” music and mainstream country(which isn’t even really country music btw) and she tells me she wishes she could mute my “cr-ppy” music (the bands i listed above,plus anyother sub genre of rock/metal,and a few other genres,which don’t consist of the music she listens to)plus,she tells everyone i play guitar,even though i play b-ss.my sister is musically r-t-rded.

-and if you were wondering,i am not a fan of jeff f-ggot foxworthy.and my definition is not influenced by him.

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