Muslim Pilot
a red flag that that the plane you are about to board is doomed. if you see that your pilot has a towel on his head, get the f-ck out of there! unless you want some crazy nutjob with a beard pointing a gun at you.
pilot: “h-llo this is your capitan speaking,my name is ahmed and we should be arriving to new york city in about 4 hours.”
good american: “everyone get off the plane! a muslim pilot”
good american #2: “oh sh-t! hey, let’s tie up that raghead!
pilot:”jihad”!!!!!!!
-after everone is evacuated,the pilot is wrrested and sent to guantanamo bay where he will enjoy all the c-ckmeat sanwiches he can eat.
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