Muslimousine


a vehicle used as a mode of transport for muslims, usually overcrowded, sometimes with family members in the trunk.

generally it is a beat-up unroadworthy piece of sh-t, characterised by a towelhead for a driver, and b-mper stickers featuring phrases such as “my other vehicle is a camel”, “zero to blown up in 8.2 seconds”, “i have pms and a bomb…any questions?” and “my car just blew up your car”.
person 1 : “d-mn..that is a sardine can on wheels, if ever i did see one”

person 2 : ” don’t be so disrespectful. thats a muslimousine!”

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