Mussolini Dickface


reference to the fascist dictator of italy from 1922 until he was deposed in the face of advancing allied armies in 1943. his irresponsible policies, including launching various wars of conquest years before his military and industry was ready resulted in a humiliting defeat of his countrymen. in 1945 he was shot and strung up alongside his executed wife for jeering crowds to spit upon.
il duce was a mussolini d-ckface.
quite the contrary.. i devised the phrase you b-st-rd…a friend of mine and i were walking home from school when a beagle decided to follow us home. we went into a grocery store and came out minutes later to find the dog still waiting. despite multiple attempts at trying to urinate the dog failed. my friend had been obsessing over the word/name “mussolini” and i called the dog a “d-ckface” for not being able to pee. the dog was then dubbed “mussolini d-ckface”
that godd-mn rat b-st-rd constipated dog is a “mussolini d-ckface”

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