Mustachio Gentlemen
a middle aged man (usually an italian man) that has a large mustache, slicked back hair, burlesquing chest hair, and usually wearing a gold chain and/or sungl-sses. a mustachio loves old rock and roll, once wanted to own a trans am like a bad -ss and has always wanted to go to a the who concert.
the mustachio gentlemen has jet black slicked hair and is singing teenage wasteland
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