mustachiraffe
the creature that is created when a mathena is cross-bred with that a giraffe. this creature holds great power and can stop menstrual cycles in women. the mustachiraffe’s power and well-being lies within its uncanny mustache; without it, it is useless. the jeffasaurus rex is a similar being, but it is not quite as powerful.
that mustachiraffe has made me experience pre-menopausal symptoms and it has an impeccable affectation for groomed facial hair.
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