Mustang Asshole

mustang -sshole believes that they own the road, and have the fastest car on the planet. doesn’t matter if their car is a stripped-down version, or has thousands of dollars put into engine performance; mustang -sshole is simply mustang -sshole. mustang -sshole believes any auto racing movie should be nominated for an oscar. mustang -sshole often overinflates the amount of horsepower they tell each other they have, because they know that in reality, they will never race their cars and prove it. they love to sit at stoplights and rev the engine, even if they can only race one city block before the next stop sign or stop light. mustang -sshole usually is wearing sungl-sses (no matter day or night) and often sports a backwards baseball hat and a thin, cheesy, sh-t-stain moustache. mustang -sshole’s girlfriend is very impressed with mustang -sshole, however knows no better because it’s the only guy she’s dated since childhood. mustang -sshole often uses their mustang as their facebook or mysp-ce profile image, in the slim hopes that some desperate female will dig the car, and overlook their pubic hair transplants on their head. see cigarette -sshole and lottery ticket -sshole for other possible -sshole personality combinations.
i saw a whole heard of mustang -ssholes rubbing against each other stroking their egos. they must subst-tute horsepower for p-n-s size.