Mustard Nuts


on hot days your -ss and nuts start sweating, and some of your b-tt sauce begins migrating to your n-ts-ck across your taint, causing irritation and general discomfort
i had serious mustard nuts yesterday while mowing the lawn.
when your c-m is thick and yellow like mustard.
i had to p-ss so bad but lauren wouldn’t stop with the head! so when i came all over her face it was mustard nut.
a man with mustard on his nuts

when a man sticks his scr-t-m inside of a womans v-g-n- and has her urinate on his b-lls while he -j-c-l-t-s
im gonna give her a mustard nuts

h-llo paul mcartney, mustard nuts

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