when a girl ejects v-g-n-l lubricant when turned on.
i went to see magic mike xxl and totally musted myself
when a girl creams herself when she is turned on.
so, i went to see magic mike xxl and i totally musted myself
she is a pretty girl but she doesn’t have a b-tt still pretty thought…. and some of the things on her face might be a bit big (check out the nose) buh hey she pretty….. she’s a albanni nose and all.
- fat andrew
most fat people named andrew are indian and fat obviously. so fat that you wonder if he ate a farm and everything in it. (including the farmer.) (also fat.) hey you see him eating all that food and throwing around that trash? he’s such a fat andrew!
- pocket chicken
1. when you wrap fried chicken in napkins and stick it in your pocket to save for later. 2. another name for a man’s p-n-s. 3. the feminine version of “c-ck.” “jacob, why aren’t you eating your fried chicken?” “i don’t like to eat in public,” he says as he proceeds to wrap his meal […]
when a man sticks his p-n-s in a truck. when someone dry humps a truck. jerry stop humptrucking! the driver is coming back!
-j-c-l-t-, specifically -j-c-l-t- produced by german. i was watching a german p-rno the other day and during an orgy scene googenfunk was flying everywhere.