Mutant Hair
a phenomenon where one isolated bodily hair grows at a ridiculous rate, ending up sometimes inches longer than the others, usually in a random place like chest, shoulder or back. common among males, they can be an irresistible magnet for unwanted female attention.
girlfriend : “oh my god, what is that?”
guy : “it’s my mutant hair. don’t touch it, it gives me superpowers.”
girlfriend : “i just want to pull it out, pleeeease”
guy : “no! you will lose all future -rg-sms in bed, don’t do it!”
-a few minutes later-
girlfriend : -pluck-
guy : “gaaaaah!”
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