Mutantmart
also known as walmart. the store where all the defective genetically damaged freaks in the world shop. all of the employees are completely braindead, and very few normal people shop there.
most of the items sold there are cheap cr-p imported from other countries made from toxic chemicals, while the store fools all the moron customers with a “buy american” jingoistic propaganda bs advertising campaign.
you have to be very careful in and around their parking lot because the most idiotic drivers you will ever see have drivers licenses and are allowed to drive.
in mutantmart you will find the absolute dumbest people in the world.
just go to mutantmart once and see for yourself.
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