mute button


a botton on the telephones in the call center, primarily used to call someone a word or phrase containg profanity
bill: (whispers aside) im gonna hit the mute b-tton.
tom: i need you to fix my cable, now hurry up and do your job
bill: f%#- you you donkey f%#-ing f-g
1. a nice way to tell someone to be quite or silent
i’m sick of arguing with you so just push your mute b-tton already.

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