Muted Trumpet
similar to the rusty trombone except performed on a woman. while giving her a rim job you reach around and slide your fingers into her sweet spot, thus appearing to be playing a muted trumpet.
an “inverse” rusty trombone.
i got a muted trumpet. it made me go “wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhhhh”
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