Mutey


one who doesn’t ends conversations awkwardly by not following up with responses.
stuey: how are you?
rachael: good
(kind of long awkward silence)
stuey: so what are your plans for the weekend?
rachael: nothing much
(looooong awkward silence)
stuey: your mutey…
rachael: -makes up some excuse she’s talking to her friends she doesn’t have…-

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