Mutha Puaka


a m-th- puaka is someone who doesn’t take life too seriously while still commands respect.

he can be seen stylishly riding vintage motorcycles when not puaking your m-th-.
we’re big in j-pan like a m-th- puaka!

every guy who isn’t j-panese is big in j-pan, m-th- puaka.

that m-th- puaka sure knows how to not give any f-cks.

look at that fatty, riding his motorcycle in the nude like a m-th- puaka.

this weather be hotter than a m-th- puaka.

all them ladies love staring at his crotch like a m-th- puaka.

guy: suck my d-ck.
girl: why can’t you be more romantic?
guy: suck my d-ck, in the moonlight.
girl: oh alright then, m-th- puaka.

be a m-th- puaka every day!

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