is a type of haircut fancied by some girls that want to mix punk-rock with the diy tendencies, cutting their own hair and making a disaster, therefore a mutilated mullet = a mutillet. some times by mistake of handling the scissors, some times as fashion statement, you can see girls sporting lavender or mixed colored mutillets at any hipster coffee shop.
‘check dayana’s mutillet! she did that hair disaster all by herself, as she is trying to save money in hair salons so she can splurge in kambuchas’
‘do you like my mutillet? it is so comfy, i probably can’t do a pony tail, but looks cool when i attach my bright pink braids to go to music festivals”
- floppy fun bags
a set of ginormous saggy t-t bags. when t-tties have lost the battle with gravity. when i get done work, i’m gonna go home and play with my lady friends’ floppy fun bags!
not allowed to leave the house asa punishment . similar to being grounded guy , i had a mad p but i got sniped and now i’m couped for a week
- hipster ketchup
sriracha, that’s it. because hipsters put that sh-t on everything like my two year old does with actual ketchup. i ordered fries but the chic millennial threw hipster ketchup all over them thinking it was cool and now my ibs is gonna flair up tonight. d-mn hipsters.
on the hunt for guy/girls usually for promiscuous activity where is jhon at? oh he’s out flippercootin again
- downtown youtube
the weird side of youtube i looked up a video on how to do a cut crease and ended up on downtown youtube