another word to describe when a big beefie guy has a m*ffin top
“hey is that miles”
“duh you can see his mutton top from here”
- virginia vaccuum
the act of sucking a fart out of your partner’s *sshole and then yelling “nothing is too hard for a dyson!” i can’t believe jahova did a virginia vaccuum to me last night. the act of sucking a steaming hot t*rd out of your partner’s sweet *sshole. i can’t believe i gave sally a virginia […]
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- reverse viking
the act of holding a person with long blonde braids upside down while they perform f*ll*t** on your pork sword until the point of *j*c*l*t**n. anna completed the reverse viking on el jefé until he finished, unlike the viking, where the recipient misses *j*c*l*t**n wide left.
- resting f*ckboy face
when someone automatically *ssumes you’re a f*ckboy based on your resting facial expression, but you’re actually a decent guy means you suffer from resting f*ckboy face. girl 1: johnny looks like such a f*ckboy, there’s no way i’m going to prom with him. girl 2: don’t worry, sarah. he’s just got resting f*ckboy face.