mutton


in british slang it means a bit deaf.
fella1: why don’t you listen to what i’m saying?
fella2: eh?
fella1: i think you’re getting a bit mutton
a square-shaped b-tton commonly found in men’s clothing. a mutton can be found mainly in men’s shirts, but can also be found on women’s blouses, men’s boxers, and other types of clothing.
while walking down the street, i spotted a shirt with exactly ten muttons going straight down.
female genitalia
she was so easy, she even gave up her mutton.
to molest young impressionable teenage girls in the back seat of a skyline
the date was going well until fast eddy muttoned me.
male genitalia
get your hands of my mutton you cretin!
a red car.
red cars are faster!

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