MWD
my wet dream – the one special person that makes you happy in your pants, the object of your affection
random person – “who’s that girl in all those pictures?”
dave – “oh that’s tonia, mwd”
random person – “wow mine too”
dave – -punches random person in the nose-
military working dog, k-9, or dog used by miliary as part of search and rescue or search and destroy, or any other working role.
my mwd has a canine tactical -ssault vest and infrared night-sight cameras. i make sure he takes good care of his teeth so i don’t have spend $2,000 bucks to replace them with t-tanium crowns.
masturbating while driving.
john: peter was pulled over the other day for a m.w.d.
william: what a f-g…
in the game eve online, it stands for “micro warp drive”, a mechanism which makes a ship go very fast
his frigate had a mwd and outran our fleet
a d-ck that is medium in size and wet from -n-l lubrication
ron jeremy always has a mwd, but replace medium with m-ssive
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