My bones!


an exclamation for surprise, shock, or pain (either physical or otherwise). can also be repeated in various rhythms to form songs to further emphasise the effect.
“my bones!” – after getting beaten on a poker hand

“my bones!” – after missing an open goal

“my bones!” – after finding your wife in bed with your boss

“my bones!” – after literally breaking one of your bones

“my bones, my bones, my bones my bones my bones, my bones my bones my bones my bones, my bones, my bones my bones, my bones…” – to the tune of “high ho” from snow white

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