My Dick Off
a superlative that is meant to express the highest form of something, to be so excessively “verb” that your p-n-s is actually, or has the potential of, metaphorically falling off. not meant to actually mean that your p-n-s is detached from one’s body. can be used by both male and female parties.
thought to be another form of “my -ss off” as in “laughing my -ss off.”
example 1:
john: “ey, i haven’t slept for three days, i’m sleepy”
robert: “i haven’t slept for five days, i’m really sleepy!”
patrick: “i haven’t slept for a month, i’m sleepy my d-ck off!”
example 2:
michael: “dude, could you pick me up a free water?”
david: “why don’t you pick one up yourself at the concession stand?”
michael: “because i’m thirsty my d-ck off, but i’m also ‘not wanting to pay 5 dollars for a water’ my d-ck off”
example 3:
paul: “d-mn, check out that girl over there, she’s so fine”
richard: “h-ll yeah, she’s s-xy my d-ck off”
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