my humps


the worst f-cking song in the world,has the most annoying lyrics as well. death should come to this f-cking song and any who like it.
my humps, my humps, my hu–shoots everyone- r-t-rd wana be f-cktards
worst.

song.

ever.
my humps is the prime example of why mainstream music has gone down the toilet.
the epitome of hypercommericialism and product placement.
“my humps” mentions many products: seven jeans, true religion, dolce & gabbana, fendi, donna karan…and cocoa puffs…it also has product placement in the form of jewelery and cars.
name of the popular black eyed peas song “my humps.” referring to a woman’s bosom or a woman’s bottom.
my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
my hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (check it out)

what you gon do with all that junk?
all that junk inside that trunk?
i’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
get you love drunk off this hump.
what you gon’ do wit all that breast?
all that breast inside that shirt?
i’ma make, make, make, make you work
make you work, work, make you work.
a song talking about a girls goodies pretty much. the song is an embarrasment to our culture though
talking about my humps
the t-tle of a black eyed peas song which was stupidly released as a single. while the two preceding singles (“don’t phunk with my heart” and “don’t lie”) were all right, history will remember the moment the video for this song hit the airwaves as the moment when the bep officially jumped the shark.
will.i.am (rapping in “my humps”): “i mix your milk wit my cocoa puff/milky, milky cocoa/
mix your milk with my cocoa puff/milky, milky riiiiiiight.”

listener #1:”oh, how clever, will.i.am is using the combination of chocolate cereal and white milk as an -n-logy for a black man and white woman f-cking! how clever!”

listener #2: (smacks his hand against his forehead in exasperation, rendered speechless by the stupidity around him)
“my humps” is a refrence to a woman with huge tumors. she named them her “lady lumps.” the writer and preformer of the song died shortly after it was made from douche tumors, sadly they still aired the song.
“my humps” will be forever remembered for the preformer’s horrible death; when her douche baggery lobe exploded.

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