My Leg Is Asleep
a meme started on 4chan (/b/) on 8/11/11
>be senior in school
>sleep in cl-ss
>leg falls asleep
>wake up during p-ssing period
>get up from desk, walk 2 steps
>fall on face
>everyone coming into the room sees me fall
>crawl out the door
>not the dinosaur, this really happened
one reply to this said “btw my leg was asleep”
then everyone began doing this
>waiting after football practice for my ride
>dumb-ss hockey coach yells at me for talking loud
>do jerk off motion while he has back turned
>he turns around
>pokerface
>brings me into football coaches office
>tells coach
>football coach says i will be repremanded
>has a laugh with me about it after hockeyf-g leaves
>leg falls asleep <----- my leg is asleep
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