my other pants
the mysterious and largely mythical pair of pants that seems to always have your cash and personal affects.
guy 1: hey you got this bill?
guy 2: oh dang it, i left all my cash in my other pants!
guy 1: hey can i borrow your cell to call my mom?
guy 2: cr-p! i left my phone in my other pants!
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