My Penguin
the person you want to spend the rest of your life with, your soulmate.
from a pon and zi commic:
“did you know that when a penguin finds his/her soulmate, they stay together for the rest of their lives?”
“…will you be my penguin?”
a select few of your closet girls that are your best friends aka my penguins.
do you know andrea and kirsty?
they are my penguins!!
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