My phone’s dying
1. when you’re on the phone and you really just want to get off and you say: “my phone is dying, gotta let you go”.
2. when the girl you laid on thursday calls you on sat-rday to “see how you’re doing” and talks your ear off, you say: “my phone is dying, gotta let you go”.
3. my phone didnt really die, i was just done talking to
you.
girl: “so i met up with cindy on sat-rday, i had not seen her since college. i think she’s gained a little bit of weight since then…”
guy: “hey great to know you met up with cindy. my phone’s dying i gotta let you go.”
guy afterwards: calls the girl that he met on friday.
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