equations that i have fallen in love with, because of their beautiful symmetry—an infinite number of solutions satisfy all of them.
some of my secret ident-ties are:
(1) x² – 1 = (x – 1)(x + 1)
(2) sin⁴ x – cos⁴ x = sin² x – cos² x
(3) cosec² x + sec² x = cosec² x sec² x
- doodle poll
joe jackson’s favorite dancing tool. this tool is only used by men with “the tickler”. don’t let uncle joe get on the doodle poll in front of the kids at the christmas party.
- andys coming
1. a phrase in toy story. 2. a challenge where someone shouts “andy’s coming!” and everyone falls to the floor. 1. “andy’s coming!” the toys fall to the floor. 2. “andy’s coming!” everyone falls to the floor.
- suck a toe
when you want someone to shut their wh-r- mouth so you want to insert your big toe in their mouth to shut them up, but that wouldn’t be publicly appropriate so you say “suck a toe” instead. erin: hey guys, wanna hear a story!? everyone: suck a toe!
- betty jean
the act of giving out too much s-x in the tenth grade. girl 1: man, girl 2 is such a sl-t. she betty-jean’s everyone!
a b-tt too wide to see she/he has a watoosee.