when both people like each other and they don’t know it
hey their doing a myah and bryden
- winter breeze
when you *j*c*l*t* in a girl’s nose and she sneezes it out we came inside from the cold and i gave her a winter breeze.
a big hairy toe that annoys everyone and destroys everythin in his path he is such a gulam
- john cenad
when a girl thinks she is sleeping by herself, but you penetrate her our of nowhere girl: “i can feel my b*tthole tearing. did i just get john cenad?” boy: “you can’t see this”
the opposite of existential, to never have existed in the first place resistentially, they never would have met.