shes the type of girl that will be shy with you one mintue and all over the place the next.she likes to consider herself weird or not normal but she also loves when people compliment her even when she feel shes ugly and gross.myjah is the the girl that will not tolerate dumb -ss people who think they are better than ever one,trust me she will want to claw your eyes out(shes crazy).myjah is also a freak but you’ll never know until you are a very close friend or almost her boyfriend.all u can tell shes a special girl the one everyone seems to miss out on…a lot,so when you find her treat her like a queen because she will gladly treat u like a king(for men).
your the best thing that has ever happend to me myjah
a unique and out of the ordinary name! most people would think you are foreign. very beautiful, smart, usually short, extremely creative, easy going, likeable (popular/can easily make friends) and is usually always smiling. appears innocent and quiet but is secretly very adventurous. there goes that cool girl i was telling you about. she’s the […]
- alabama fruit basket
prior to intercourse, when a girl fills her v-g-n- with various fruit to surprise her partner. girl 1: “hey, you seeing brad tonight?” girl 2: “yeah, i’m gonna surprise him with an alabama fruit basket!”
a player that gets whatever he desires, is mildly attractive and can’t keep his hands out of his pants. is that jacob buatu? i’ve heard some nasty things about him.
- toilet bowl shuffle
shifting around desperately on the toilet to get the last piece of poo out that’s holding on precariously to your b-tthole. that was a close one pete, i thought i was going to be late for the meeting waiting to finish that poo, until i got the stubborn little piece out by doing the toilet […]
- sh*t the f*ck all
absolutely nothing. josh: why are you so sad? tina: because if feels like our relationship means sh-t the f-ck all to you