Myjority


when the majority of your friends want to do something and yet the minority idea, due to circ-mstances beyond control, is the idea that wins out.
3 friends: let’s go get some indian food.
1 friend: i want olive garden.
3 friends: but there is more of us that hate olive garden.
1 friend: yes but i’m driving so i have the myjority.

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