mylo
short for saying “my love”
person 1: “who are you going to the dance with?”
person 2: “amanda”
person 1: “whos that?”
person 2: “mylo”
mylo is the essence of mischievousness, naughtiness and idiocy.
can be easily distracted with cookies, cupcakes and otherwise sweet things, or cute animals.
imagine, if you will, cooro from the manga +anima, with an iq equal to 10
mylo : meez wills kicks you! oh cookies. -distracted-
short for my load in your eye. to -j-c-l-t- all over a womans face, including her eye.
i just mylo’d mike
(mylo) is the name of the mayor of munchkinland, from the popular book “the
of oz”
mylo had the munchins greet dorothy and her dog toto today.
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