Myrtle Creek
a sh-thole town where if you’re not related to at least 80% of the people, then you’ve slept with 80% of the people.
notorious for it’s b-ms, drugs, and our latest addition, subway.
“man, what a dilemma. i want to get laid today, and see my family. good thing i have to go to myrtle creek. two birds one stone.
one of the smallest hicktowns in oregon, where you cant take a cr-p with out anyone knowing,know for its wooden nickle days, and where every one knows every one but your only cool if you are a jarvis.
person 1: hey you ever been to myrtle creek?
tourist from alaska: yeah i met the jarvis’s to they are so cool
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