mysexual
a person who engages in s-x exclusively with themself via masturbation.
i gave up on men, and women for that matter, i’m a practicing mys-xual.
someone that is attracted to himself (herself).
jake: hey cutie, you want your d-ck sucked?
jake: uhhhhh…gross?
jake: ohhhh i see, you’re playing hard to get. c’mon don’t be shy….
brendan (jake’s older brother): jake, stop flirting with yourself. you need to get over this mys-xual stage, i mean you’ve had a crush on yourself since the third grade.
a person who prefers touching themselves more than the opposite s-x or of those that are the same s-x, someone who m-st-rb-t-s more than having s-xual contact with anyone else (mys-xuals are sometimes loners)
if your not straight, bis-xual or gay you must be mys-xual
someone who pretends to be h-m-s-xual on mysp-ce for the sake of getting some play. usually a guy trying to get girls
in a comment someone might say, come on over my house girl cause im way gay and i just love that man stick.
then she would reply, im not falling for that shi- your a g-d d-mn mys-xual fk off
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