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when the camera is placed above your head at an angle to take a mysp-ce picture.

this is usually done by the horribly mangled, ugly, and/or obese users who still want to be hunted by pedophiles, as to make them look more attractive (or at the very least more human) than they really are.

an angle picture usually also has the contrast way up to hide the acne and cigarette burns on your cheap sk-nky -ss. if the user is an emo in addition to the kuh-razy angle and high contrast they probably have it set to black and white with only one object in the picture in color. it makes them look enigmatic, or some sh-t like that.
person a: woah! no way thats really chelsea.
person b: yea it is, fatty’s real good at mysp-ce angles
pictures which were specifically taken and uploaded to fool the mysp-ce community into believing you are more attractive then you actually appear.

this is done by shooting pictures of yourself at angles in which you are most appealing.
tom – i finally met that girl i’ve been chattin with online all year.

jerry – oh yea, how’d it go?

tom – miserable, she was twice as fat as her pictures and had a mustache.

jerry – oh man, i can’t believe it! you fell for her mysp-ce angles!
originating from the mysp-ce community, this term has come into common use to describe a style of photography used to make unattractive people appear attractive, often by positioning the camera at strange angles and using extreme close-ups.

it is quite popular on mysp-ce user profiles, in an attempt to hide fat and other undesired features from the camera and fool others into thinking the person realy is attractive.
“dude, what are you talking about? that chick’s probably ugly. look at her pictures… she’s got the mysp-ce angles!”
the angles that ugly girls on mysp-ce take photos of themselves to hide their ugly faces, fat, etc.
this girl’s gotta be ugly, shes got all the mysp-ce angles.
the shots that you don’t see the direct picture of the face but just other shots such as (cheek shot, up head shot). just to intimidate others that he/she is hot but when the user gets to see the other one, they’ll start freaking out that they wind up with some f-cked up dude.
oh man! his face was hideous! no wonder he used mysp-ce angles. f-ck it, f-ck mysp-ce.
a dodgy crooked angle used in photos.
usually from above the head with the arm stretched out so the face cannot be seen properly.
the angle is usually -ssociated with the mysp-ce photoshopping which consists of a ridiculous brightness and contrast adjustment which makes it even harder to see who the person is.
sometimes used to make grim people look alright.
person 1: hah, she has got the “mysp-ce angle”

person 2: she’s hot, trust me ive seen her

person 1: it looks like she has odd sized ears and boils, she is not hot.
a photo the individual (often female) took themselves, their arm obnoxiously encomp-ssing half the photo frame.

generally from overhead-down; the logic is, that way only their face and b–bs show, and it’s because they’re obese. period. if a girl doesn’t show her entire body in any pics on her profile, it’s suspicious. ask her to send you one of her from head to toe and see what excuse she invents.

yep, she’s fat. enter at your own risk!
“dude, this chick is hot!”

“um dude, she has 100 pics she took of herself trying to act s-xy, yet none go below her b–bs. stop and wonder why, for a sec! it’s all a mysp-ce angle, every single one!”