MySpace Cadet


a teenybopper who has just discovered the internet; an adolescent desperate for attention.
did you see that kid’s bloggity troll post on fark? what a mysp-ce cadet.
noun

a subscriber to mysp-ce who is addicted to the point of insanity and physical need;

being especially prevalent with bloggers.
the mysp-cecadet’s fingers spasmed after having been away from the website for five minutes.
a person that keeps tabs on people only through mysp-ce status updates, pictures, and comments; someone who spends so much time on mysp-ce that they lose touch with the real world.
dude, robert was so caught up online that he didn’t go to cl-ss. what a mysp-ce cadet.
anyone who is so obsessed with mysp-ce that it becomes their world.
the 14 year old on youtube that -ssaulted his brother at the threat of unplugging his mysp-ce is a mysp-ce cadet.

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