myspace crush


an internet crush on someone that lives nowhere near you and that you will have no chance of meeting or communicating with other than on mysp-ce.
aw man, that hot chick lives on the other side of the country!!! d-mn, i have got such a mysp-ce crush on her! look how hot she looks in her 12 pictures, and that top 8 and music list is bomb!
similar to a facebook crush, which means that you like a person and you can’t stop checking their profile every 5 minutes to see if they posted a new status about you.
girl 1: “i totally am mysp-ce crushing on danny”
girl 2: “hmm, can you say stalker?”

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