Myspace Douche
the teenager (or adult, i guess..) who has mysp-ce revolved around their entire life. they post..like.. i swear to god.. at least 10-15 bulletins a day. their profile takes sooooo f-cking long to load because their profile has numerous amounts of videos, photos, applications, and all that other stupid sh-t that no one cares about that only takes longer to load. they will write in big capital letters all the time as if they’re angry! or they like to speak loud like billy mays. they will post pictures that are copyrighted material of their interest, usually, more then 50 of these photos are uploaded into a separate folder.
they will post their entire daily life in either a bulletin or status board. speaking of status board, they update their status many times during the day.
an act of compulsive lying is often found in bulletins.
ex: “im gonna go to skate park and then hit the waves”
they will post something like that everyday, funny thing is, they will live at least 100 miles away from the beach. so you know they’re full of sh-t.
as for the status board situation, one mysp-ce douche and another mysp-ce douche will comment back and forth for a long amount of time talking about whatever in a status board. h-llo?? they’re called private messages. use one! this also applies to comments and bulletins.
the vast majority of these people are the one’s who are usually shy, anti-social, or people that just are, well, douche bags in general.
not to mention if you post a bulletin about an opinion, or comment their best friends status board, they’ll get p-ssed off as if the whole world devotes to him. they’re really stubborn, close-minded people. or can be at least..
as mysp-ce makes constant changes, the “friends you know” section is also an easy-access stalker point. why? the mysp-ce douche will see the people who they have in the “mutual” section, and will not understand why you haven’t met the person, or heard of them, or ever had them on your friends list.
their’s alot more to say, but that sum’s it up.
erick is such a mysp-ce douche sometimes.
makes me wonder…
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