Myspace Fasting
(verb) abstaining from checking one’s mysp-ce; much like religious fasting from meals. can last anywhere from a few hours to a few months, depending upon the strength of the one fasting. it is a technique / method used to recover after certain events including:
1) strong addiction to mysp-ce, networking, and an unusual obsession with browsing through friends’ profiles, pictures, comments, bulletins etc.
2) mysp-cestds from constant w4w (wh-r–for-wh-r-), pc4pc (picture-comment-for-picture-comment), c4c (comment-for-comment), and other access to private territory i.e. private profile.
3) avoiding contact with/seeing someone that you no longer want any affiliation with. especially seen after breakups; the victim no longer wishes to read the bulletins and comments between the ex & the new girl/guy.
4) poor/deteriorating performance within school or the workplace.
example 1: “my grades are starting to go down and i can’t focus at work because i’m always on mysp-ce! i think i’m going to go mysp-ce fasting for awhile, at least until i can straighten my life out.”
example 2: tina: “hey, your last login on mysp-ce was 2 weeks ago! why haven’t you been on?”
allie: “yea, i’m mysp-ce fasting for awhile. i’m sick of seeing all the annoying, lovey comments between noah and his new girl. and he moved me down on his top friends!”
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