Myspace guy
when someone is a “thug” or really flashy on an internet social network (preferably mysp-ce because that site allows for the most posturing due to colorful back grounds and special effects) but in real life they lack l-ster.
keisha: did you ever go meet up with that guy robert?
carrie: ugh…yeah
keisha: so was he as cool as he seemed on line?
carrie: no, he was a mysp-ce guy
keisha: oh wow, sorry 🙁
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