MySpace Pathetics

typically the most useless of people in this world. don’t get me wrong, mysp-ce is the epidemic of all kinds. but due to the fact that it takes over peoples lives is rediculous.

take example: the mysp-ce ho.

-usually a two-faced-counter-sl-t who has a thing for talking to random 25 year olds that only want to bang them. saying things such as “omg hottness alert.” when all and all its just a 40 year old guy masterbating to they’re default picture. usually these girls will have about 12,000 friends and only have about 30 comments. always posting bullitans saying “omfg new picture, comment now or ill kill you.”

-the mysp-ce pimp.
– quite frankly, i dont even believe that there is such thing. i think that they are all just lonely men wishing that they would have actually got layed on prom night. they take pictures of models off of “google image” and put them as they’re default picture, with only about a millimeter of sp-ce before you start seeing p-b-s.
of course, even if they are telling who they really are, all of they’re pictures are with them and they’re shirts off just hoping that some random 15 year old “mysp-ce ho” will come by and leave a comment, “omfg, hotness alert.” than they meet them in person at some random spot at the mall, they hit it off, and the next week he has an infestation of the pants.

mysp-ce pathetics.

mysp-ce ho-

-posts new default picture with only 1 article of clothing on-
“omg, this is such a bad pic” —so why are you putting it on there sl-t.

mysp-ce pimp-

-finds 15 year old mysp-ce ho, leaves a picture comment-
“d-mn gurl, dem’ lips be lookin good, but theyd’ be betta if they was on ma d-ck….haha j/p”—-no you werent you friggin illiterate b-st-rd.