Myspace Tom
the guy who made the horror of mysp-ce.
hey, i’m tom, and i ruined millions of lives. thx.
a big computer nerd, who grew up with no friends. he created a network of people, in which he is automatically added as everyone’s friend. this makes tom think that he has actual friends (he doesn’t) and he can now sleep and m-st-rb-t- without crying.
person 1: “hey, i just joined mysp-ce and this tom guy is apparently my friend. i don’t know him and he doesn’t look like the type of person that i would normally befriend.”
person 2: “mysp-ce tom is a computer nerd and made it so the mysp-ce network automatically makes him your friend. i suggest that you immediately delete that pathetic loser from your friends.”
the guy who created an entire website for teens to keep in touch instead of using e-mail or cell phones. (we all know actual real life contact ceased some time ago.)
i am mysp-ce tom. i created yet another way for people to avoid each other!
the one and only tom, creator of mysp-ce, what else is there to say?
mysp-ce tom: mysp-ce; a place for friends!
no tom, we’re not friends.
mysp-ce tom
the antichrist of the internet
a big jerk who will delete your account for no reason.
i am the mysp-ce tom i am your ruler for you are using my drug called mysp-ce hahahaha
tommy boi!!!
the in-famous nerd that created mysp-ce…he has wayy too much time on his hands….
mysp-ce–a place for friends
well i got news for u mysp-ce tom….i aint your friend not now,not ever!!!
sorry
a lonely man who created mysp-ce in an attempt to make everyone his friend.
mysp-ce tom: “please be my friend!”
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