myspaceturbator


(noun) an individual who peruses mysp-ce accounts looking for women to stalk, date, or perform various auto-s-xual acts. also know as flogging the dolphin or spanking the monkey.
aaron is the biggest mysp-ceturbator i know, all he does at night is look at mysp-ce and g-d only knows what else.

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