Mystonomy
the taxonomy of mysteries; the practice of labeling confusion in order to make new conditions or weird phenomena feel understandable and normal
all entries in the urban dictionary come about through mystonomy
why do i feel the need to chase supermodels and buy sports cars even though i’m married with kids? via mystonomy, that becomes ‘mid-life crisis’ (source unknown)
why do i feel depressed? via mystonomy: ‘depression’ (source unknown)
how is it that we don’t fall off the planet? via mystonomy: ‘gravity’ by isaac newton
why am i utterly bored at work? via mystonomy: ‘boreout’ by peter werder
why does my p-n-s shrink when it gets cold? via mystonomy: ‘shrinkage’ by seinfeld
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