N00b flu


a sickness that puts he state of a normal person being a jack-ss for a period of time. (root word n00b)
mustapha the day before n00b flu: hey, guys, how are ya?
mustapha infected: omg u r teh beewotch lol!!!1!!1
when a seemingly normal person develops an obsession with a certain computer game.
you never leave your house! you’re on the computer all the time. dude, you’ve got n00b flu.

example of what a person infected with n00b flu might say:
omg i totally pwned this guy at cs yesterday! he was doing mad hacks, but with my supreme skillz i got a headshot on him like 5 times, rofl!

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