n00bitous
a terrible disease in which the victim becomes an utter and total n00b. there is currently no remedy and it is widely agreed that the best way to combat this terrible affliction is to beat one’s self until the n00b demons are temporarily dislodged from the prefrontal cortex.
i’m sorry ma’am, there’s no easy way to say this… the tests are in… you have a serious case of n00bitous. here’s a hammer.
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