N2 poop fuck
a man, a woman, and a vat of liquid nitrogen is needed for this s-xual maneuver.
after the man has loaded up on a hearty supper, it is time for him to go and partic-p-te in the act of intercourse with another woman. when the man gets over to the girl’s house then they should start having s-x and he should make sure that the girl is ready to be penetrated in her v-g-n-. (the man should have eaten his meal approximately 3 hours prior to the encounter) once he feels fecal matter starting to be produced, he should p–p just a tiny bit so that it comes out at around 4 inches away from his b-tt-hole, then he gets the liquid nitrogen and dips the p–p, which should still be clinging to his -n-s, in the vat of liquid nitrogen. from this stage he must lay the girl on a bed, and then stick the p–p into her, if he wants to let her decorate the piece of fecal matter with a marker, crayon, or etch a design into it, then so be it (it is highly recommended that she puts ribs into it for that extra pleasure. once the fecal matter is inserted, he should then push his pelvis back and forth while having his hands in front of him, moving them back and forth to the rhythm of the humping (keep them in front of you for safety purposes). once the girl is about to c-m, he should stop, put it in as far as possible, and break off the piece of p–p, which will end up sp-ce docking her.
jimmy: i feel like an -sshole
fred: why man?
jimmy: i n2 p–p f-cked a girl and when i sp-ce docked her she ended up having to go to the hospital… she didn’t make it
fred: yeah what was her name?
jimmy: it was your girlfriend dude
fred: it’s alright she was a b-tch anyway
jeff: yo dude i tried to n2 p–p f-ck a girl last night and i ended up getting some of the liquid nitrogen on my -ss so now my -ss is frozen
neil: nah man that can’t be real
jeff: im not joking
(neil kicks jeff in the -ss)
the sound of jeff’s -ss sounded like shattering gl-ss… he later that day was called baboon -ss when he walked into the locker room, because of the blood. he then woke neil up that morning by punching him in the face
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