Nacho Puncher


an old boxer who is past his prime who refuses to retire no matter how many times he gets his -ss kicked. aka rocky
i went to the fight last night and saw a nacho puncher. it got ugly.
when a dude during same s-x intercourse, proceeds to aggressively lick off the cheesy like substance in between the other man’s ball sack and -sshole. (this substance is referred to as sm-gm-.) then spits it in his face and yells nacho cheese while pulling violently on his p-n-s.
guy 1: wow, i am so sore from last night.
guy 2: ya, we nacho punched for hours.

or
guy 1: we should try the nacho puncher.
guy 2: sure, i heard it was great at extending your p-n-s.

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