Nachshon
when moses and the newly freed slaves came to the sea a guy named nachshon jumped into the ocean before g-d split the ocean because he had a lot of faith in g-d. he was neck deep in the ocean before it split
d-mn, nachshon, you’re wet.
israel: “where is god now? eygpt is coming and we’re just standing here!”
moses: “g-d will split the sea.”
israel: “yea, right…”
nachshon: “yea! right! lets get in there!” -walks into ocean-
g-d: -splits ocean-
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